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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world • 5 months ago

I'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.

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I'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world • 5 months ago
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  • @Lifecoach5000@lemmy.worldM
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    24•5 months ago

    What did they even get the ticket for??

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      18•5 months ago

      He doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.

      • @Lifecoach5000@lemmy.worldM
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        8•5 months ago

        lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those

        • @Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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          5•5 months ago

          Yes, @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world please share. You can’t just tease us like this.

          • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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            4•5 months ago

            Bones is here for you:

        • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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          2•5 months ago

    • @Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      9•5 months ago

      My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        21•5 months ago

        If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

        • @i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          9•5 months ago

          It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.

          • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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            4•5 months ago

            Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

            • @i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              4•5 months ago

              Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

    • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      3•5 months ago

      Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

    • linuxgator
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      2•5 months ago

      I’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.

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