@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1729arrow-down10
arrow-up1729arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.works@Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-square@lengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilink25•4 months agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-square@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish11•4 months agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-square@AeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•4 months agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
minus-square@Dragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoIf we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.