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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    35•2 years ago

    I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.

    I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck’s bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.

    I think about her all the time.

    • @Wooshock@lemmy.world
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      22•2 years ago

      I’m not sure you can use “going down on” in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.

      • @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?

        • @1847953620@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          (👁 ͜ʖ👁)

        • @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml
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          removed by mod

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