Planet Definitions
xkcd.com

Under the ‘has cleared its orbital neighborhood’ and ‘fuses hydrogen into helium’ definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

https://explainxkcd.com/3063/

  • AnyOldName3English
    2•3 months ago

    That wasn’t a point I made. You said the Earth’s skies and oceans would be the same after the hypothetical Earth swaps places with an Earth-sized lump of the Sun event, and I pointed out that they’d be destroyed within seconds. That was kind of separate to the original poorly-thought-through suggestion you made about planet location swaps, and was a second poorly-thought-through claim.

      • AnyOldName3English
        1•3 months ago

        Everything about Earth is still the same, skies, oceans, etc. Only difference is that it’s crowded in by other bodies now.

        Is pretty clearly saying the skies and oceans would be the same after the Earth’s been swapped with part of the Sun.