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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

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@RegularJoe@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago
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The mayor of a North Dakota city promptly resigned after texting a city attorney a video of himself masturbating on his lunch break, which he claims was sent by accident.
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    Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?

    • @NJSpradlin@lemmy.world
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      45•3 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      17•3 months ago

      Are you not?

      • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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        6•3 months ago

        Those are rookie numbers

        • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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          10•3 months ago

      • Maeve
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        2•3 months ago

        Literally lol:d. Thanks.

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      5•3 months ago

      Are you not?

    • Guy Ingonito
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      If only these tps reports could get filed by rubbing them as well

    • Pudutr0ñ
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      What an inappropiate and sexually charged question.

      At least this guy says he made a mistake. What’s your excuse?

      • @WuceBrillis@lemm.ee
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        4•3 months ago

        It’s really not, no.

        He said it could happen to anyone, but it could only happen to people who film themselves jacking it at work.

        Him using the word “anyone” implies that jacking it at work is so normal to him, that the only mistake he sees here is that he sent it to the wrong person.

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          I used the word “anyone”. That was me. The intention of my message was humorous, and I’m sorry if you didn’t find it or my later question funny.

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