While sitting on the Toilet, I had the idea of peeling the one half of the mango to be able to use the other half as a handle. It however unfortunately didn’t prevent the the sloppy and juicy mango goodness to get all over my hands and face. So John Oliver is still right.
And adding on to your comment: is that a pineapple emoji? Is the pineapple supposed to be the tree in question? Wait, do pineapples grow on trees? They don’t, right?
They don’t, you are not mistaken; they grow on stalks, like corn.