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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)

www.independent.co.uk

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As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)

www.independent.co.uk

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants

www.independent.co.uk

‘For $5 million, this could be yours,’ Trump says of card available to wealthy immigrants to buy a right to live and work in the U.S.

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Officer: Sir, do you have a green card?
Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold–
Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown Guy

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