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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

The horror, momentarily, abates

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The horror, momentarily, abates

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@PugJesus@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works
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    10•2 months ago

    Great time for a quick fap!

    • @Cenotaph@mander.xyz
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      6•2 months ago

      The water is terrible for friction

      • @Ymer@feddit.dk
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        4•2 months ago

        Yay for foreskin! Also, how does wanking in the shower deserve down-votes? Is it due to other people waiting to get in the shower? Waste of hot water?

      • @Yoga@lemmy.ca
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        deleted by creator

      • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        1•2 months ago

        That’s what conditioniare is for, but agree, sexy stuff in water is a turn off for me.

    • @TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Someone hasn’t heard the stories about jizz clogging shower drains.

      • @IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com
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        2•2 months ago

        Jizz and hair .

      • Chozo
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        1•2 months ago

        Desert jellies~

    • @Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      1•2 months ago

      Just the one? You have to pump those numbers up!

    • @IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com
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      1•2 months ago
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      Gotta squat down and spray that showerhead at your butthole and balls to get it really clean and check better than any online gay test survey can ever do whether you would enjoy butt stuff. Some of my best groaning out loud orgasms are in the shower, and yes it takes a while.


      • ivanafterall ☑️
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        3•2 months ago

        I think the test was that you were looking for an “online gay test butt stuff survey” versus just “butt stuff,” which isn’t inherently gay.

        • @IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com
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          2•2 months ago

          You’re right, of course. Props to my straight pegging enthusiast homies.

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