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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

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@RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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25•2 months ago
0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.
- @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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  12•2 months ago
  That’s one hell of a lock on that luggage.
  - @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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    1•2 months ago
    The worst is it costs a $2.64 surcharge each time to open, and then the luggage asks you to tip it!
- @MimicJar@lemmy.world
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  7•2 months ago
  OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!
  
  Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.
  - @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    4•2 months ago
    123, of course.
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  4•2 months ago
  Samsonite. I was way off!

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