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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Philosophy moment

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Philosophy moment

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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    184•2 months ago

    I want to see the answers on the right.

    • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      264•2 months ago

      Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.

      • @frog@feddit.uk
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        137•2 months ago

        I know that tone of “Let’s talk.”

        Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.

      • @hakase@lemm.ee
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        102•2 months ago

        From the last answer, it sounds like they would only need to turn in their SIM card.

        • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          37•2 months ago

          Should have run the responses by the staff member nobody likes to play against on board game night.

          • @lowleveldata@programming.dev
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            16•2 months ago

            I feel attacked

            • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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              11•2 months ago

              I feel seen

              • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                5•2 months ago

                I feel good

        • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          25•2 months ago

          Better response than the teacher’s:

          Points for trying, but your series of questions are irrelevant non sequiturs.

          Phones are banned, not just your, or any other particular physically manifested instance of the sublime, intangible, transcendent ideal of ‘a phone’.

          • @d00ery@lemmy.world
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            19•2 months ago

            The teachers answer is perfect. If the phone has the same number then it’s the same phone. If it has a different number then it’s going to be a pain for the student to update all his contacts “new phone, who dis”

            • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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              11•2 months ago
              1. SMS and classic calls are dying. Things moved to Discord, Instagram, Snapchat, or whatever else for the most part
              2. Burner SIM, or better yet, burner eSIM. Maybe VoIP would suffice.

              And the original SIM could still be used in some cheap older phone.

              Although it seems everything in the US is a plan, meaning monthly payments. But perhaps I haven’t looked far enough.

              • @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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                1•2 months ago

                You can get phones here for like £5, what kind of plan would that even be?

                • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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                  1•2 months ago

                  Well, probably my mistake calling it a plan, but it seems all of them are subscriptions at least. Even “pay as you go” cards I found have monthly payments.
                  It seems the cheapest was T-Mobile PayGo, but that got sold to Ultra Mobile. I don’t know what they offer though because there’s an infinite captcha on their website for me. But from Google preview it seems they still offer the $3/month PayGo.

                  • @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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                    1•2 months ago

                    Not seen any with required monthly payments here in the UK. But there are optional ones.

            • @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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              2 months ago

              So my phone is still the same phone as when I had a flip phone in the 2000s?

              You could change SIM and keep discord contacts, could also use WhatsApp still by getting the confirmation SMS on another phone.

            • @sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              … Or, you could swap out only the SIM card, have a new number, and the rest of the phone is literally exactly the same.

              Most kids these days use social media apps for messenging and general time wasting in class… all they’d have to do is update their phone number with the major apps they use before they come into school the next day… all the contacts are in the apps themselves, not the OS’s contact list.

              …

              Either way, you’re still missing the point that the kid’s entire question line is literally a non sequitur, a misdirect, a distraction via tangential discussion.

              You are falling into the trap of bothering to engage in the actual ship of Theseus ‘what actually constitutes the same phone?’ argument that the teacher has.

              The teacher, and you, do not realize that that is irrelevant, and were this some kind of debate bro / debate club debate, you would both have fallen for a rhetorical trap, wasting time arguing over something not germaine to the actual topic.

              It doesn’t matter if the kid has millionaire parents and legitimately purchased and owned a brand new phone with a live phone plan every single day, and brought it to school.

              Or if the kid stole phones, borrowed someone elses phone and was caught with it.

              The rule is ‘no phones in class upon pain of confiscation’.

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              Whether or not it is literally or philosophically the same phone, or a legitimately owned phone, or that particular student’s legitimately owned phone has absolutely no relevance.

              … Its like how if you bring alcohol, drugs, or a gun to a school… whether or not they are your items doesn’t matter, whether or not its a single shot derringer or a full assault rifle doesn’t matter.

            • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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              1•2 months ago

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        • @stochastic_parrot@sh.itjust.works
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          7•2 months ago

          How do you turn in eSIM cards?

          • WIZARD POPE💫
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            14•2 months ago

            Vie eMail

      • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        deleted by creator

        • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          18•2 months ago

          My CSI handwavium zoom/enhance tool didn’t come with an eraser, unfortunately.

          • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        • @rooster_butt@lemm.ee
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          3•2 months ago

          Previously asked and answered. Unfortunately, per various HCPSS circulars, animals are not permitted on HCPSS property.

        • @Wav_function@lemmy.world
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          2•2 months ago

          Forbidden knowledge

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        deleted by creator

    • @lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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      36•2 months ago

      Link to source, because screenshots of screenshots are inaccessible trash.

    • @taulover@sopuli.xyz
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      15•2 months ago

      https://reddit.com/r/highschool/comments/1j2wjhg/school_recently_banned_phones_and_these_are_the/

      https://reddit.com/r/highschool/comments/1j4cnqk/students_asked_more_questions_about_the_phone_ban/

    • @emhl@feddit.org
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      14•2 months ago

      full source https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rTAVSRU60ScQnQADF2WRAPKQFWRfYxM1B-mZCC1B_SA/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0

      • @carpelbridgesyndrome@sh.itjust.works
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        12•2 months ago

        What is your favorite brand of air fryer? It has come to my attention that air fryer’s brought to school may be liable for confiscation. Regardless, how are you doing on this fine October morning?

        • @AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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          3•2 months ago

          Not sure where this obsession with air fryers has come from.

          It is March…

      • @grimdeter@lemmy.ml
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        3•2 months ago

        I dont know how you found it, but thank you! There some other gems that are not in screeenshot

        • JustARegularNerd
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          2•2 months ago

          It was posted to the Reddit thread (I too reached into the depths to find it).

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