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NONE to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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