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minus-square@ZeroGravitas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish21•11 days agoReminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.
minus-square@Lucky_777@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish12•11 days agoMan, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn’t even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.
Reminds me of an oldie dirty joke: a bastard is a guy who pokes her all night with a 2 inch penis and then kisses her goodbye with a 5 inch tongue.
Man, if only I had a tool like a 5 inch tongue. I wouldn’t even be married, just spread my gift to all the ladies.