• FartsWithAnAccent
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    242 months ago

    vagina licked

    Wait, what?

    Like, just shove my tongue in there or…?

    Are you sure you don’t want me to go just a little north of that?

    • @Zozano@aussie.zone
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      2 months ago

      Dude, the pussy maw has got lots of nerve endings.

      Teasing the Sarrlac with your tongue is a great way to be a cunning linguist. Alternate between smacking the hooded bandit like you’re DJing a squelchy techno set.

    • @EvilFonzy@lemmy.world
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      242 months ago

      Guys, I think I can clear this up. I went to public school, so I know that the clitoris is where you pee from and the vagina is where babies grow. I hope that helps!

    • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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      122 months ago

      Dated a woman that could have vaginal orgasms. LOTS of them. EASILY. Felt like I kicked in some kinda cheat mode.

      When we first got together I was tacky enough to count one night. Crashed out after 12 earth shattering kabooms. “Well. That’s something you don’t see every day.”