Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
If you’re into retro FPS gaming at all you should do yourself a favor and play Blood-- I think it’s where I learned the word akimbo, as there’s a powerup that lets you shoot double guns for awhile. That’s not why you should play it though; it’s a classic in its own right, and was built on the Build engine (along with Duke 3d and Shadow Warrior).
Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick with a badonkadonk starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
Butt mogged
Gottem
Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police
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Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponize EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
Her middle fingers
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
But what does the akimbo part mean?
Both hands. Like in games where you have a pistol or smg in both hands.
Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.
If you’re into retro FPS gaming at all you should do yourself a favor and play Blood-- I think it’s where I learned the word akimbo, as there’s a powerup that lets you shoot double guns for awhile. That’s not why you should play it though; it’s a classic in its own right, and was built on the Build engine (along with Duke 3d and Shadow Warrior).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_(video_game)
“I live… again!”
Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.
based
Based and ass-pilled
That’s a fad I can get behind!
Did you get her number?
Nice my kind of chick.
Just the car?