• Midnight Wolf
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    103 days ago

    Gentlemen, I think I’ve found my next job. Now, if only I was good looking…

      • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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        23 days ago

        I’d have to shave my feet and get a pedicure as well, since I don’t think there is much of a market for male hobbit feet

        • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          22 days ago

          What? No! What are you doing man??? Hobbit feet are big market money makers! Do you know how popular Lord of the Rings is, and how many of their fans have foot fetishes??? Gotta be some crossover there, right?

          Be you!