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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • djsoren19
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    14•1 month ago

    My rule is anything smaller than my knees is gettin it’s ass kicked. I’ve got strong legs and decent form while kicking, and so far haven’t found a creature that size I couldn’t fend off with a good hit. So far that’s mostly meant wild dogs and a goose.

    • @Master@lemm.ee
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      6•1 month ago

      Wild boar has used tusk to knee. It is really effective!

      • djsoren19
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        1•30 days ago

        if a wild boar is shorter than like a foot and a half ig I’ll have to grit my teeth and take a stabbing. I’m pretty sure that would have to be a baby or juvenile boar though, and as a general rule I think I can kick any babies.

        • @Landless2029@lemmy.world
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          3•30 days ago

    • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4•1 month ago

      Honeybadger

      • djsoren19
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        3•30 days ago

        I mean I’d try, and almost certainly get my leg fucked up in the process. Thankfully, I don’t think I’m likely to ever encounter one in the wild, and I hope that I’d be able to resolve the situation peacefully if I ever did.

      • @Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world
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        2•30 days ago

        Nope. You can’t.

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      4•1 month ago

      anything smaller than my knees

      How big are your knees?

      • @samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 month ago

      • djsoren19
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        2•30 days ago

        I mean like total volume of creature > height of my knee.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      3•30 days ago

      Crocodile?

      • djsoren19
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        5•30 days ago

        Damn this is a good point. I’ve never been anywhere where they’d be an issue.

        I’ve always heard they’re quite slow on land though, is that true? If so, yeah I’m pretty sure it won’t like getting stomped really hard from behind.

        I’m also not sure if I’m counting it if the animal is very long. The technical formula is total volume of animal > height to my knee, so I’d only try to kick a baby to juvenile croc. I don’t think my kicks would do much good to like a 300lb crocodile as long as I am tall.

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          3•30 days ago

          They can go pretty fast over short distances.

          But yeah, you could probably take a baby, assuming momma isn’t around.

          • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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            2•29 days ago

            Cool if I quote you on that?

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              3•29 days ago

              As long as you film yourself fighting the baby croc.

              • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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                2•29 days ago

                I’ve played with them at the zoo. Bitey, but squishier than you’d think. Does that count?

                • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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                  1•29 days ago

                  Idk, playing with them isn’t quite fighting them. Did you at least sneak up on them before playing?

                  • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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                    1•29 days ago

                    Unfortunately, I was entirely within view the entire time. Unless my cupping them in my hands completely quenched the light, in which case I played extreme peekaboo and therefore snuck up on them.

      • @Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•30 days ago

        just yoink it

    • @walktheplank@lemmy.world
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      1•1 month ago

      A goose? You’re scary!

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