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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 month ago

Software Terminology

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Software Terminology

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 month ago
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    • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]
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      Each primitive has at least one Electron instance dedicated to it. The advanced version also has a locally hosted chatbot per primitive.

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          Or even better, a different bug!

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          Software As A Surprise

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        The only way to make AI less power efficient: require an instance of Electron for each GPU thread in the matrix multiplication. Suddenly there is not enough RAM on the planet and optimizing Chrome becomes the all-consuming desire of the world’s wealthiest nations.

    • Simon 𐕣he 🪨 Johnson
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      This already happens in enterprise code bases with dummies running the show and juniors coding. Every primitive is actually a god object that can work at any level of the software stack.

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      At least we still got float right… right?

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