@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 days agoVampires are from Jerseysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1848arrow-down10
arrow-up1848arrow-down1imageVampires are from Jerseysh.itjust.works@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 days agomessage-square61fedilink
minus-square@hansolo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish56•edit-211 days agoSeriously. One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy… …How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink29•11 days agoDystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink10•10 days agoPeter Thiel has never felt so appreciated…
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•10 days agoHe’s why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink5•10 days agoOh THAT’S why? I thought it was a kink thing…
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•10 days agoI never said it wasn’t. Maybe I just get off on antagonizing billionaire vampires.
minus-square@Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•10 days agoI had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing it back up. These people are literally parasites.
minus-square@idiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•10 days agoPlus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.
Seriously.
One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy…
…How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?
Dystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.
Peter Thiel has never felt so appreciated…
He’s why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.
Oh THAT’S why? I thought it was a kink thing…
I never said it wasn’t. Maybe I just get off on antagonizing billionaire vampires.
Bryan Johnson makes it somewhat literal.
I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing it back up. These people are literally parasites.
Plus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.