• @bluewing@lemm.ee
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    53 days ago

    I don’t know about how much fat it might take, but my 2 knee surgeries and both my deteriorating hip joints, (been searching eBay for a good used hip joint for cheap), tell me that standing for 2 hours is a painful idea.

    • @JulieLemming@lemm.ee
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      3 days ago

      They will lock in place and you will be gucci for 10 hours

      Afterwards you just ask this 6’3 bear like guy to give you a slight kick and off the ramp you slide out like a newborn out of uterus

        • @JulieLemming@lemm.ee
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          2 days ago

          I was kicked out of the plane in any class. I don’t think this is class dependent.

          It speeds things up if you put a Burger King hat on and enact a scene out of 19th century cotton farm plantations.

          People will literally jump to fix your joints for free. Thats how much they love classic American themes