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@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 days ago

New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 days ago
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A new company backed by Lance Armstrong just raised $4 million dollars to track your stool and urine using artificial intelligence.
  • @chickenf622@sh.itjust.works
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    36•9 days ago

    Can’t believe they’re making the smart pipe a reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

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      AI toilet is a registered sex offender

    • qupada
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      It’s distressing just how freaking similar the sales pitch is too.

      What I’m loathed to even call the “real product”: It’s time to stop flushing away valuable data.

      The fake one: If I had information that could save your life or the life of your family members, would you flush that?

      Just… wow

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