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@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 days ago

New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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@schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 6 days ago
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A new company backed by Lance Armstrong just raised $4 million dollars to track your stool and urine using artificial intelligence.
  • @RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    I don’t want Big Tech having access to my sacred turd data

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      I see no reason for it to be cloud based. I’m sure all the analysis can be done locally

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        How will line go up then? Tech isn’t cheap to research/implement and investors will require returns asap. At least here in the US 🫠

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          This isnt complicated tech. should be pretty easy for some poop enthusiast to hack up an open source version.

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