@LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 days agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square775fedilinkarrow-up1426arrow-down10
arrow-up1426arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.works@LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 3 days agomessage-square775fedilink
minus-square@Washedupcynic@lemm.eelinkfedilink28•2 days agoWith the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
minus-square@rmuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish60•2 days agoYou’re one of those people who can’t click their fingers.
minus-square@wewbull@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 days agoAs someone who can command the end of other people’s lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
minus-square@mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink16•2 days agoBut every time someone worse takes their place
minus-square@nichtsowichtig@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish10•2 days agoyou lose the finger you’re snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.
minus-square@rdri@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•2 days agoActually, 8. No. Actually, you don’t even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can’t snap with that hand anymore.
minus-square@Jarix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•2 days agoYou can’t control which authoritarian dictator or when
minus-squareDr. MooselinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 days agoa benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.
minus-square@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilink4•2 days agoThere’s no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!
minus-squareDr. MooselinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 days agoYes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now
minus-square@DarkSpectrum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•2 days agoBut your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it
With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
You’re one of those people who can’t click their fingers.
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
As someone who can command the end of other people’s lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
But every time someone worse takes their place
That’s a given looking at history
you lose the finger you’re snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.
Actually, 8.
No. Actually, you don’t even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can’t snap with that hand anymore.
A thumb?
Yeah.
You can’t control which authoritarian dictator or when
a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.
There’s no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!
Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now
But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it