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minus-squareChloé 🥕linkfedilinkEnglish35•8 days agoits a perfect car for the apocalypse, so long as you have a functional electricity generator compatible with tesla plugs and also that you cover it when it rains (it has no coating so it rusts in the rain) and also that the apocalypse happens on even asphalt surfaces (it gets stuck in mud) and also that you have access to a tesla-certified repair shop and also that your onboard computer doesn’t break (if it breaks the whole truck can’t move)
minus-square@kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 days agoAnd then you have to hope the accelerator doesn’t get stuck and it doesn’t spontaneously combust and lock all the doors.
its a perfect car for the apocalypse, so long as you have a functional electricity generator compatible with tesla plugs
and also that you cover it when it rains (it has no coating so it rusts in the rain)
and also that the apocalypse happens on even asphalt surfaces (it gets stuck in mud)
and also that you have access to a tesla-certified repair shop
and also that your onboard computer doesn’t break (if it breaks the whole truck can’t move)
And then you have to hope the accelerator doesn’t get stuck and it doesn’t spontaneously combust and lock all the doors.