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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago

When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 month ago
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  • @ChanchoManco@lemm.ee
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    17•1 month ago

    That’s not nearly enough for a lifetime

    • Smee
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      10•1 month ago

      A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.

      • Ephera
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        12•1 month ago

        Especially, if you’re allergic.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      5•1 month ago

      If you ate all of it at once it would definitely last a lifetime. Especially if you have a peanut allergy!

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