The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 8 days agoIt's a very rare findlemmy.worldimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1597arrow-down10
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minus-square@FenderStratocaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish14•8 days agoI have a signed copy of the Bible.
minus-squarevaguerantlinkfedilink14•8 days ago To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. (Joke stolen from Red Dwarf series 2, episode 2, “Better Than Life”.)
minus-square@floofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilink3•edit-28 days agoYou have to be careful with those. I heard that YHWH has whole sweatshops full of elves copying his signature, and they sell these Bibles to tourists to raise money for yacht parties (“YHWH YCHT PRTY YOLO NSFW IRL!!!”).
I have a signed copy of the Bible.
(Joke stolen from Red Dwarf series 2, episode 2, “Better Than Life”.)
You have to be careful with those. I heard that YHWH has whole sweatshops full of elves copying his signature, and they sell these Bibles to tourists to raise money for yacht parties (“YHWH YCHT PRTY YOLO NSFW IRL!!!”).