• @Cano@lemm.ee
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    175 days ago

    Well, I’ve been a filthy commie since middle school and I still have no bitches. How do you explain that?

    • @grue@lemmy.world
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      295 days ago

      The meme didn’t say “be a filthy commie;” the meme said “punch Nazis.” Less theory, more praxis.

    • Commiunism
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      155 days ago

      It depends heavily on what kind of commie you are actually.

      • If you’re an ultra, you’re likely too busy shitting on other communists from the comfort of the armchair to look for a relationship

      • If you’re a ML or Maoist, you probably don’t want a relationship to spend more time “reading theory” (watching youtube slop)

      • If you’re a Trotskyite, you’re likely already in a sex offender registry

      • If you’re a Bordigist, you’re playing hard mode when it comes to getting a relationship as you refuse to be a usufructuary traitor to the health of the species (you avoid drinking and smoking and all like the plague)

      • If you’re a revolutionary Marxist who has read theory, then you’ll drive people away with your revolutionary aura

      • If you’re a Marxist who hasn’t read theory, then you’re a liberal who shouldn’t have any problems finding a relationship