Classic LinkedIn, I read a post and roll my eyes the whole time, then the comments are like “well said my good sir! Your business wisdom will change the world, one CV at a time! I’ll apply this and become an even better pawn to my corporate overlords, yes!”
I got lost in time scrolling thru in disbelief the other day. So many “let me post this emoji ridden post about how this very mundane life experience reminded me of how important it is to maximize shareholder profit. The post will be at least seven paragrapgs and contain many emojis because i am hip 🤪🤪 and here are some hashtags that no one will sort on because i dont know what the fuck hashtags really are for so they are crazy specific” followed by all those comments you mentioned: “wow truly inspiring deeply inhales ops farts you are truly an inspiring business leader, here is a vaguely related anecdote so people can respond to this post as if i had anything of value to contribute and tell me my linkedin worth for all to see” written by some dude with “business value accelerator | working dad | ex-mckinsey” as his title under his name. Fuck off will you?
The circlejerking going on in the comments is so unbearable
Classic LinkedIn, I read a post and roll my eyes the whole time, then the comments are like “well said my good sir! Your business wisdom will change the world, one CV at a time! I’ll apply this and become an even better pawn to my corporate overlords, yes!”
I got lost in time scrolling thru in disbelief the other day. So many “let me post this emoji ridden post about how this very mundane life experience reminded me of how important it is to maximize shareholder profit. The post will be at least seven paragrapgs and contain many emojis because i am hip 🤪🤪 and here are some hashtags that no one will sort on because i dont know what the fuck hashtags really are for so they are crazy specific” followed by all those comments you mentioned: “wow truly inspiring deeply inhales ops farts you are truly an inspiring business leader, here is a vaguely related anecdote so people can respond to this post as if i had anything of value to contribute and tell me my linkedin worth for all to see” written by some dude with “business value accelerator | working dad | ex-mckinsey” as his title under his name. Fuck off will you?
You’ve just delightfully summarized 90% of LinkedIn comments.