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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 days ago

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@bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 days ago
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  • @MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    29•5 days ago

    It’s not soup if they discard the water after cooking, leaving only the vegetables.

    Then it’s a waste of vitamines.

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      6•5 days ago

      I mean, I definitely boil things like broccoli or potatoes and drain the water after. Not every meal calls for soup.

      • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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        15•5 days ago

        Please stop boiling broccoli.

        Fry it up, or get yourself a steamer basket.

        • @MJKee9@lemmy.world
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          7•5 days ago

          Blanching it for 60 seconds and then shocking it in ice water is a great middle ground. Then let it dry and sear it in a hot pan with some olive oil and garlic. Add butter if you are feeling naughty.

          • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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            7•5 days ago

            Acceptable.

            I’m just having flashbacks of squishy broccoli from my childhood. No child should ever have to go through what I did.

            • @chuymatt@startrek.website
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              3•5 days ago

              The sad, grey, little trees.

              • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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                3•5 days ago

                My momma used to say “The broccoli is done when it can run through a colander”

                • @chuymatt@startrek.website
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                  4•5 days ago

                  Culinary crimes.

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          1•5 days ago

          We usually steam it or bake it with some olive oil, but I still boil it occasionally. I don’t have a steamer for my little pot~

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