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LadyButterflyshe/her to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 10 days ago

Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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Only one I'm missing is pets ashes

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LadyButterflyshe/her to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 10 days ago
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  • @sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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    15•10 days ago

    Slight variations (dog’s collar, I support my kids weird collections), but based on this list, I’d say I’m a successful 40-something.

    • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5•10 days ago

      Out of curiosity what weird things do your kids collect?

      • @sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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        11•10 days ago

        I have 2 kids. But between the two, we collect: Fans, scary jack-in-the-boxes, sprinklers, inflatables, and pencil sharpeners.

        • @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          7•10 days ago

          I’d fuck with a scary jack in the box collection that sounds neat as hell

        • @pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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          5•10 days ago

          scary jack-in-the-boxes

          You and your kids are cool.

          • @sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
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            5•10 days ago

            He’s 9 by the way. The line between cool mom and terrible parent is thin here. 😉

            • @pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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              4•10 days ago

              I do my best to walk that line, as well!

      • PhobosAnomaly
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        10 days ago

        No such thing as a weird kids collection.

        Whatever a kid is excited about is fuckin awesome man!

        edit: as long as something isn’t being unalived to add to the collection obvs

        • @TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org
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          7•10 days ago

          You mean killed?

          • PhobosAnomaly
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            3•10 days ago

            Yes?

        • @pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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          2•10 days ago

          No such thing as a weird kids collection

          That’s right. I made mine weird by keeping it into my adulthood. I regret nothing, except for a different weird collection that I believed I had grown out of.

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