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@Gsus4@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago

Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

www.dailystar.co.uk

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Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops

www.dailystar.co.uk

@Gsus4@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago
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Farmers in Russia's Saratov region have begged President Vladimir Putin to help them deal with a swarming population of saiga antelopes, which have destroyed crops and contaminated water supplies
  • Captain Aggravated
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    Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?

    • AwesomeLowlander
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      30•5 days ago

      Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.

      • Sibbo
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        30•5 days ago

        Yes officer, this person right here

        • AwesomeLowlander
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          17•5 days ago

          Mmm… long pork…

          • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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            Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I’m on a ton of watchlists 😐

            • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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              7•5 days ago

              You always were.

            • @Breezy@lemmy.world
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              4•5 days ago

              You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.

              • @prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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                https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8p5xlj/hi_all_i_am_a_man_who_ate_a_portion_of_his_own/

                • @Breezy@lemmy.world
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                  Ew does it have all the photos too? Because im not going to double check.

              • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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                2•5 days ago

                Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.

          • @somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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            1•4 days ago

            Speed goat

      • @Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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        6•4 days ago

        Except moles. Apparently they taste like shit however you cook em.

      • @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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        EXCUSE-ME?!?!!

        • AwesomeLowlander
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          19•5 days ago

          You’re a bunny, you’re not even exotic meat.

          • @MelodiousFunk@startrek.website
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            7•5 days ago

            Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don’t want none of them prions, dawg.

          • @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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            Tell that to my vet, she treats me as her “exotic pet”

        • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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          6•5 days ago

          yes, even seagulls, apparently https://www.americanoceans.org/facts/can-you-eat-seagull/

    • @LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz
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      7•5 days ago

      Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.

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