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Drew to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days ago

There is no such thing as a vegetable

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There is no such thing as a vegetable

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Drew to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days ago
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  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    74•8 days ago

    I hope his biology teacher sees this post and beats him with his biology school book.

    • @RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee
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      2•7 days ago

      You could really hurt a kid hitting them with a whole-ass King James translation…

      • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        1•7 days ago

        If they used this book to teach biology, one should hit the teacher instead.

    • WadeTheWizard
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      68•8 days ago

      If apples and potaoes are different then why do the French call them pommes de terre?

      • Diplomjodler
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        8•8 days ago

        You almost had me there with your frogeater logic.

      • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        7•8 days ago

        They are the French. Don’t expect them to be reasonable.

      • cabillaud
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        1•7 days ago

        It comes from Latin “malum terrae”, which has been attested in French since 1488 to designate various tuber or bulb plants

    • @OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml
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      18•8 days ago

      Big Yud was homeschooled after biting a maths teacher.

      This fact makes it into his Harry Potter fan fic as a self insert.

      • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        6•8 days ago

        That’s just another reason why homeschooling is a bad idea.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        4•8 days ago

        “She didn’t know what a logarithm was!”

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