@stinky@redlemmy.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days agoA genie grants you a wish at random: you're guaranteed to win your next argument. Who do you argue with?message-square44fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down10
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareA genie grants you a wish at random: you're guaranteed to win your next argument. Who do you argue with?@stinky@redlemmy.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squarethemeatbridgelinkfedilink15•4 days agoLotto cashier. “I’m definitely going to hit the jackpot on this one, ya big dummy.”
minus-square@pinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilink10•4 days agoWow. You’re good at this. I’m going to use my wish to talk you into hiring me as your personal driver for like a year, so I can learn your wisdom. That’s so well played.
minus-squarethemeatbridgelinkfedilink4•4 days agoJokes on you, I’d probably enjoy that so I wouldn’t argue. Especially if I’m crazy rich, what else would I have to do?
Lotto cashier. “I’m definitely going to hit the jackpot on this one, ya big dummy.”
Wow. You’re good at this.
I’m going to use my wish to talk you into hiring me as your personal driver for like a year, so I can learn your wisdom.
That’s so well played.
Jokes on you, I’d probably enjoy that so I wouldn’t argue. Especially if I’m crazy rich, what else would I have to do?