I’m so tired of explaining why I do not want to eat that disgusting squishy, drippy blushing slut of a vegetable. And no, I do not care that its a berry, fruit or an arthropod or whatever.
Picky eaters are oppressed minority. There I said it.
Mmm yes. A slice of a cold wet slimy produce on my hot fatty burger. Oooh yes please. I absolutely love the contrast of cold and hot; fat and slime.
If there’s anything that makes dining great, it’s opposites. And if there’s anyone with the skills to make opposites a gastronomical experience, it’s a line cook flipping burgers.
Modern commercial tomatoes suck and your pickiness is entirely justified and reasonable. There is no point to putting a shitty tomato on a burger if the texture is off putting to you.
Yeah I’ll eat any type of tomato but raw ones. Dried? Love it. Sauce? Delightful. Put in a pan for 10 mins and topped with feta cheese? Taste great. But raw? Fucking disgusting. Put it in a burger? Ruins the whole thing especially if the tomato water gets into the bread. Stop ruining perfectly good food by adding raw tomatoes.
after i gave up removing tomatoes from my burgers, (i never liked tomatoes in general, but i got lazy one time) i discovered it actually tastes pretty good… and then i took another bite out of the burger and the entire tomato just slipped out so i had to eat the entire thing, and yeah i dont like it
I’m so tired of explaining why I do not want to eat that disgusting squishy, drippy blushing slut of a vegetable. And no, I do not care that its a berry, fruit or an arthropod or whatever.
Picky eaters are oppressed minority. There I said it.
More of a McCum person then I take it?
Is it organically sourced?
Still warm or your money back 👍
I’d follow you into battle.
We ride at dawn, bring a canister of something flammable and a maid outfit
Mmm yes. A slice of a cold wet slimy produce on my hot fatty burger. Oooh yes please. I absolutely love the contrast of cold and hot; fat and slime.
If there’s anything that makes dining great, it’s opposites. And if there’s anyone with the skills to make opposites a gastronomical experience, it’s a line cook flipping burgers.
Modern commercial tomatoes suck and your pickiness is entirely justified and reasonable. There is no point to putting a shitty tomato on a burger if the texture is off putting to you.
I disagree with you, but that comment was so beautifully written i simply had to upvote.
Picky eaters deserve to be oppressed and I’m tired of pretending they are not.
Yeah I’ll eat any type of tomato but raw ones. Dried? Love it. Sauce? Delightful. Put in a pan for 10 mins and topped with feta cheese? Taste great. But raw? Fucking disgusting. Put it in a burger? Ruins the whole thing especially if the tomato water gets into the bread. Stop ruining perfectly good food by adding raw tomatoes.
after i gave up removing tomatoes from my burgers, (i never liked tomatoes in general, but i got lazy one time) i discovered it actually tastes pretty good… and then i took another bite out of the burger and the entire tomato just slipped out so i had to eat the entire thing, and yeah i dont like it
I’ve usually not had that issue with tomatoes, but lettuce? Lettuce is a bastard green.
thankfully the place i’ve been getting burgers cuts the lettuce into smaller pieces, so it’s not a problem
Tomatoes are actually a fruit, not a vegetable.