“I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”
The first tell was the author using the first person, and the next tell was the piano falling.
Thankful I saw that first, very relieved.
I only read the abstract. So I missed the piano falling part entirely.
“I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].”
There are pokédex entry # for fossils!
That is exactly what clued me in.
My fave part was the expired crispr kits, arbitrarily cut off at desired date.