transcription: holy shit please stop talking about how you want an ancient elf of vampire girlfriend, you cant even pull women your own age, what on earth makes you think you could impress someone whos lived for centuries?

  • @Denvil@lemmy.mlEnglish
    12•2 days ago

    Why can’t we just have what that one Greek philosopher (or whoever it was) predicted, and just sloth around and have orgies all day.

    I mean idk about an orgy, but I’d love to have robots do all the work while humans can just kinda chill, pursue whatever we want at whatever pace we want.

    Edit: Being free to do what we want wasn’t actually part of it from what I see after a quick google search, it was Plato who argued we should just have rigged lotteries to select only the best candidates selected “fairly” for creating offspring in state sanctioned orgies, and sacrifice all the other offspring. But still… robots doing everything would be pretty dope.

    • @Joncash2@lemmy.mlEnglish
      9•2 days ago

      Here’s something horrifying, we already have, your just not in the right class of people. We are the leftovers. The ones living Plato’s dream already exists. Just look at Elon with his hundred children and tell me that’s not his existence already. The issue is for him to exist, the rest of us must suffer. That’s the problem, we are the sacrifice. So fuck it, I want the vampire mommy to make me a pet. Sex, no sex, still better than living through Plato’s nightmare.