MILDLY interesting??? No no no. This is FASCINATING!!!
Why’s his legs so long? Why’s his piss smell like weed? What’s his mating ritual look like?
What? You’re telling me with everything else going on with this creature, you don’t think he has a sex life that books should be written about???
It’s just like those conjoined twins Abby and Britney. You KNOW you could spend all day asking sex questions, but nobody ever does!!! We’re all thinking it. Just basic shit like what happens if Abby is an anal slut and loves it, but Britney finds it demeaning and painful? Are you able to have anal sex with Abby? Or would that be rape of Britney?
What happens if one is asleep but the other one is masturbating? Does the asleep one have a sex dream?
People can’t tickle themselves, but can Britney tickle Abby?
These are questions nobody is asking, but we NEED answers before they die!
It’s called a maned wolf and lives in the prairies of southern Brazil, Uruguay and northern Argentina. Its legs are long to see over the tall grass. Don’t know about the piss. It’s a big but shy boy. Endangered.
MILDLY interesting??? No no no. This is FASCINATING!!!
Why’s his legs so long? Why’s his piss smell like weed? What’s his mating ritual look like?
What? You’re telling me with everything else going on with this creature, you don’t think he has a sex life that books should be written about???
It’s just like those conjoined twins Abby and Britney. You KNOW you could spend all day asking sex questions, but nobody ever does!!! We’re all thinking it. Just basic shit like what happens if Abby is an anal slut and loves it, but Britney finds it demeaning and painful? Are you able to have anal sex with Abby? Or would that be rape of Britney?
What happens if one is asleep but the other one is masturbating? Does the asleep one have a sex dream?
People can’t tickle themselves, but can Britney tickle Abby?
These are questions nobody is asking, but we NEED answers before they die!
It’s called a maned wolf and lives in the prairies of southern Brazil, Uruguay and northern Argentina. Its legs are long to see over the tall grass. Don’t know about the piss. It’s a big but shy boy. Endangered.
Also known as Aguará Guazú, meaning big fox in guaraní.
Also Lobo Guará in Portuguese. Lobo meaning wolf, and guará as a loanword from guarani meaning fox.
Not just lost mind, lost serious as well. Now go and generate some Abby and Britney porn to work out this obsession.
If this comment doesn’t deserve an upvote, I have no idea what does.
Username also checks out.