"Why is my burger blue?" I asked, innocently.
"Oh! We're making all of our food blue, all the best restaurants are doing it now." the waiter explained.
But I didn't want my burger to be blue.
(For the techbrodude shills: this is called “allegory”. Maybe you can ask ChatGPT to explain it to you.)
A really good piece.
The author is on Fedi, so for anyone who’d like to directly share it that way here is the link.