"Why is my burger blue?" I asked, innocently.
"Oh! We're making all of our food blue, all the best restaurants are doing it now." the waiter explained.
But I didn't want my burger to be blue.
(For the techbrodude shills: this is called “allegory”. Maybe you can ask ChatGPT to explain it to you.)
Illiterate, or maybe autistic and prone to reading things literally until someone mentions that it’s an allegory at which point it all snaps into place and makes sense.
This made me deeply sad that so many people are not literate enough to follow metaphor and allegory.
Illiterate, or maybe autistic and prone to reading things literally until someone mentions that it’s an allegory at which point it all snaps into place and makes sense.
Most people are not literate enough to reply to an email with more than one question in it.
You have to put each question as a separate item on a numbered list. But no more than three.