MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 days agoOranges? In this economy?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1681arrow-down10
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minus-squareRose56linkfedilink34•2 days agoMitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
minus-squareMayor PoopingtonlinkfedilinkEnglish14•2 days agoA “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
minus-squareDeceptichumlinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-22 days agoDoesn’t all that extra weight damage the heart?
minus-square@5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink2•2 days agoThat’s why they take children for the job. “The children yearn for the hearts” as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.
minus-square@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilink4•2 days agoPresumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills
Mitch wants to become a “male doctor”. I want to become female doctor.
A “heart doctor” isn’t a heart that’s a doctor, it’s a doctor who works on hearts.
Doesn’t all that extra weight damage the heart?
That’s why they take children for the job. “The children yearn for the hearts” as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.
Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills