• @grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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    216 days ago

    I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I’m actually electrical

    • @bampop@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies