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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Not today, sorry.

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Not today, sorry.

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @aplomBomb@midwest.social
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    2 years ago

    I don’t tip, but that’s achieved by never doing anything where tipping is expected.

    • @threeduck@aussie.zone
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      I pre-ordered a pair of shoes online and the website asked for a tip.

      In Australia.

      • sharpiemarker
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        21•2 years ago

    • @danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      Just wait until you get a tip prompt on a self-checkout kiosk.

      • @aplomBomb@midwest.social
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        9•2 years ago

        😬

        • @danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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          Yeah, it’s happened to me a couple of times.

      • @LoamImprovement@beehaw.org
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        That’s when you tip yourself for your diligent work bagging groceries by not scanning a thing or two.

      • @trashographer@discuss.online
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        1•2 years ago

        You mean robotip?

        • @danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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          Pretty much, but I have no idea who the tip is going to in that case. Last time it happened to me, there was no button to not leave a tip. The options were 20%, 25%, 30%, and Custom, with 25% as the default. I had to hit Custom and type 0.00.

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