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Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    66•2 years ago

    If they don’t resist, it’s a kid napping.

  • mypasswordis1234
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    20•2 years ago

    Then you should kidnap

    • El Barto
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      5•2 years ago

      Kidnaps happen lot. If you don’t believe me, lock it up.

  • WndyLady
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    19•2 years ago

    Yeah, but if they help themselves to a nap, it’s aiding a bedding.

    • Bibliotectress
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      3•2 years ago

      Oh that’s good.

  • @fluxion@lemmy.world
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    10•2 years ago

    The level of dadness in this joke is off the charts

  • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    2•2 years ago

    Refusing to nap? Straight to jail.

  • @Godric@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @McTavern@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • @Godric@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        I don’t know how to make spoiler/blackedout text so I’m not just a loud degen shitting up the thread for the civilized

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