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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Can I drink the hotdog water?

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Can I drink the hotdog water?

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Track_Shovel to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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    55•1 year ago

    Jesus Christ someone save her.

    • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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      30•1 year ago

      Too late. Save the kid from her influence.

    • @watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4•1 year ago

      This picture is decades old, this woman is long dead.

      • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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        4•1 year ago

        Yeah, it was sad to hear about her demise. At least she brought some happiness to hotdog enjoyers around the globe.

  • @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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    31•1 year ago

    My skin hurts now

    • Kit Sorens
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      5•1 year ago

      You know that shit’s gonna peel like a boiled egg

  • Dr. Bob
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    20•1 year ago

    I regret to inform that you too will get old someday and want to go out in public. I’m sorry you had to find out his way.

    • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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      1 year ago

      This woman isn’t old old I’m pretty sure. Just someone who has spent way too much time in the sun over the years with no adequate skin protection. 50s I’d guess

    • @dingus@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Most old people don’t look like this. This woman has had some sort of chronic addiction to tanning. I’ve only seen someone once that looked like this in my nearly 30 years on this planet. I’ve seen plenty of old people. They don’t generally look like this.

      • Dr. Bob
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        1•1 year ago

        Old people with a deep tan look like this.

        But even so, why are people so quick to jump on her for what is clearly a choice? I don’t like nose rings or ear plugs so I don’t have them. So her aesthetic is not what you would choose. Fine. Don’t do it.

    • @Vigilante@lemmy.today
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      6•1 year ago

      Yeah too many people doesn’t think like that .

  • @chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world
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    15•1 year ago

    Yes you can

    https://corp.7-eleven.com/corp-press-releases/7-eleven-inc-announces-the-arrival-of-new-big-bite-hot-dog-sparkling-water

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      3•1 year ago

      Wait, this is actually real? I saw the image a while back and thought it was a shitpost

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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        1•1 year ago

        I mean, it is. It’s just a shitpost made by 7-11 itself in the form of a real beverage.

    • @dingus@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Looks like an April fools thing, but I would definitely be curious enough to try it once if it were real lol

  • @Veritrax@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Some alligators in Florida prefer salt water.

  • @dingus@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I saw a person irl like this once and only once in my life more than a decade ago. It was wild. I had never seen a leather bag human before. The lady clearly had some sort of tanning addiction or something.

  • Rob T Firefly
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    2•1 year ago

    Roller grills don’t use water.

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