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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

I feel so old.

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I feel so old.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    142•1 year ago

    The translation is accurate and commendable

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      42•1 year ago

      I wouldn’t know. Because I am old and I feel it right now.

      • ivanafterall
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        59•1 year ago

        A time-proven antidote to aging is incorporating more youthful slang into your vocabulary. And before you clapback at me, I’ve been trying it myself and it’s pretty bussin’ bruh. I’m dripping all over the place now!

        • AFK BRB Chocolate
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          12•1 year ago

          I’m an older guy - over 60 - and I absolutely love using slang that was popular before I was born. At work, I liberally say things like “swell,” “keen,” and “golly.” I’ve been doing it for years; when I started, everyone knew what I was doing (most laughed), but now there are a lot of folks who are young enough that they just assume it’s slang I grew up with, which makes me laugh.

        • @jballs@lemmy.world
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          7•1 year ago

          And just to clarify, it is my understanding that “pretty bussin’ bruh” is quite different than “pretty bussy, bruh”. Correct?

          • @khannie@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            No. They’re the same. I think the second one has become more popular. You should probably just use that. No cap.

            (cap)

            • @jballs@lemmy.world
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              8•1 year ago

              On God that bruh’s bussy’s straight bussin’ fr fr.

          • @steeznson@lemmy.world
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            2•1 year ago

            I believe you could buss’ in a bussy if you were so inclined

        • @ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          Look at this fuckin drip god over here

          • @Gork@lemm.ee
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            2•1 year ago

            Drip god sounds like a brand of a mop or household cleaning supplies.

            • gimpchrist
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              2•1 year ago

              Man if I had more fucking ambition or energy, you’re absolutely right and I could be so rich right now but again, I’m lazy and full of depression… but if somebody runs with this idea, can I be on the team? I need a win in my life.

        • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)
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          5•1 year ago

          Ew, don’t drip on me.

        • @steeznson@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Was watching Point Break again the other day and the desire to speak like a 90s surfer dude is kinda overwhelming, compadre.

      • @dadGPT@lemmy.world
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        10•1 year ago

        i dont get it either, no cap

        • Altima NEO
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          6•1 year ago

          Fr fr ong

          • @humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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            8•1 year ago

            Your slang is bussing, fellow skibidi!

            • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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              5•1 year ago

              Str8 rizz.

      • @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        What is HMU? The only thing that sounds right if I rack my brain, is “holler me up”, but idk I’m mentally old and can’t keep up with “hip” culture.

        • Pandantic [they/them]
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          13•1 year ago

          “holler me up”

          Almost got it! HMU stands for “hit me up”, as in contact me.

          • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            I mean, holler also means contact me so it could be that, it would just sound a little silly. Not like holla at ya boi

            • Pandantic [they/them]
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              2•1 year ago

              Absolutely, I’m just relaying what I’ve heard in case the commenter wants to talk with some youths in their vernacular. I don’t want them to be all “holler me up my fellow kids!”

          • @Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            What a violent generation, jk jk

        • @breakcore@discuss.tchncs.de
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          4•1 year ago

          Hit me up. Ie. contact me.

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        2•1 year ago

        I think it’s warning us about snakes that can kill? I don’t know…

    • @db2@lemmy.world
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      26•1 year ago

      It’s got too much punctuation though. That’s not a dig either, it really does have too much for what they’re trying for.

      • @Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        And missing “u” and “ur”

      • @can@sh.itjust.works
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        1•1 year ago

        I would expect at least some of those acronyms to be all lowercase too tbh

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      That was my first thought but then I realized that if I, a 30-something year old old person, understand every word of it, it’s gotta be a lil sus.

    • @akakunai@lemmy.ca
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      If someone blew up the toilet or smtg sus, hmu. tbh we high-key tryna glow-up this campground frfr. can’t stop won’t stop til this place straight up slays ong. need ur help fam. thx

    • @Sombyr@lemmy.zip
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      If that’s accurate then I got old way faster than I thought I would. At least I can take solace in the fact that I’m probably on the younger end of Lemmy users.

  • experbia
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    104•1 year ago

    I have reached the age where I find gags like this - and the massive cringe effect they inflict on young folks - fucking hilarious.

    i’m comfortable with my fate. who ever really needed hair on their head anyway?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      47•1 year ago

      I admit, the idea of a teenager being highly annoyed by that sign amuses me greatly.

      • Krafty Kactus
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        20•1 year ago

        The thing is, all of the grammar is correct so it’s not actually that cringe. They definitely did their research!

        • @aidan@lemmy.world
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          “can’t stop won’t stop” is definitely the most out of place.

          And “campground” is too many syllables. If someone actually said that they’d replace it with something else

    • @spizzat2@lemm.ee
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      18•1 year ago

      Relevant xkcd

    • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1•1 year ago

      You and me both. They went a little too hard in the middle, but the beginning and end were decent.

    • MacN'Cheezus
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      1•1 year ago

      I wonder what they’ll do if someone actually texts them using that language. Do they have a teenager on staff for the express purpose of translating it?

  • @Nikls94@lemmy.world
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    I took this text and made ChatGPT translate it to 2008 teenager lingo:

    Yo, what’s good? If you peep anything sketchy or straight-up wack, like a jacked-up toilet or whatever, hit me up at -number- ASAP. For real though, we’re low-key hustlin’ to make this campground poppin’. We ain’t stoppin’ till this spot’s lit AF and everyone’s vibin’ with it. We’re counting on you, fam. Much love, thanks!

    That’s hella accurate

    • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      34•1 year ago

      I hate that this feels natural, and I wasn’t even speaking English in 2008

      • @melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee
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        2•1 year ago

        I’m so sorry. Do you need a hug?

        • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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          I could use one for sure

          • @melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee
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            hug

            Edit: steal wallet, grab ass

    • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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      9•1 year ago

      I feel like ChatGPT pulled this right out of 1999.

      • @steeznson@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        “lit” seems like a 21st century artefact to me

        • gimpchrist
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          It’s straight up is… we said things were bomb or sick

    • @PainInTheAES@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Thanks park ranger Guy Fieri

    • @lennybird@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      damn is lit and low-key really out of date now?

      • @Nikls94@lemmy.world
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        I tell you the rapper‘s tongue that was lit AF back when Pimp my Ride was the shit is gonna be old lad‘s lingo sooner than…. The PS5 lost its stance to the PS6

  • Moxvallix
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    90•1 year ago

    Translated for gen alpha:

    level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      38•1 year ago

      okay but that conveys no information whatsoever.

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        29•1 year ago

        I’m like 70% sure they just make up words and infer meaning from tone.

        • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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          Fellow millennial here. Dis white boy don’t got a clue.

          Edit: Ignore this. I replied to the wrong comment. Told you I don’t got a clue.

        • @nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee
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          2•1 year ago

          marklar squanch

        • @gun@lemmy.ml
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          1•1 year ago

          At that point, we may as well just return to monke and speak in grunts and ooks.

      • Moxvallix
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        13•1 year ago

        (it’s a copypasta)

    • @BestTestInTheWest@lemmy.world
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      Are you saying that Gen alpha knows who zyzz is? As a millennial that makes me so happy. We’re all gonna make it brah.

      • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        Fellow millennial here. Dis white boy don’t got a clue.

        I replied to the right comment this time. Finally got a clue.

      • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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        no. zyzz was niche for millennials.

        • @BestTestInTheWest@lemmy.world
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          Maybe in your country, he was not niche for millenials in Australia.

          • gimpchrist
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            Yeah okay Auntie Donna

    • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Groovy!

    • @Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
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      2•1 year ago

      Wassup playa!

  • @Korne127@lemmy.world
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    53•1 year ago

    Accurate, but cringe

    • @Fyurion@lemmy.world
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      19•1 year ago

      frfr

    • andrew
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      7•1 year ago

      No cap

    • @UnaSolaEstrellaLibre@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      So, accurate.

    • @activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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      It would have to be cringe to be accurate

  • @Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    Forgot to say no cap, on god

    • citrusface
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      15•1 year ago

      Fr fr fr

      • Eager Eagle
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        7•1 year ago

        not the french

        • citrusface
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          3•1 year ago

          En guarde

        • Baŝto
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          1•1 year ago

          🏳️

        • @Olmai@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Sortez la guillotine !

      • Baŝto
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        1•1 year ago

        I have a tendency to read that as “fuck, right?”

        • citrusface
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          1•1 year ago

          fr = for real

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    34•1 year ago

    That second sign has big “hello fellow children” vibes.

  • @sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz
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    32•1 year ago

    A principal I worked for one time asked me to write up a student survey. It annoyed me, so I wrote up the entire thing in that type of cringy try hard lingo. It backfired as she loved it and the students took it. The students in my class looked at me when they gave it to the school and said,“WTF sin_free?” I said sorry, they asked why, I explained the situation, they laughed and we moved on.

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      Sure, moved on. An entire school has a memory of you being cringe. Every drinking party with new friends will start with “lmao remember when sin_free tried to be funny”

  • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    31•1 year ago

    That’s kind of recursive? It tells me to report the cringe.

    • @melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee
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      And standing there texting to report the cringe, after the first time, would be so fucking cringe.

  • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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    What’s up? Hit me up at -number- if you see anything that is suspect or distinctly uncomfortable or unimpressive, like (I don’t know…) a toilet that got badly messed up or something. To be honest, we are openly and boldly trying to improve the attractiveness of this campground. We are determined to keep at it until this place is obviously desirable and impressive. We need your help, friends. Thank you.

    Y’all, I’m an Xennial nerd who likes listening to academic podcasts, NPR, and (as frequently featured on NPR) liberal middle-aged white men singing country-blues-rock. I collect fountain pens and watch college football. I am deeply, deeply uncool. I understood every single word of the teen sign. (though, okay, I learned a couple of them several months ago listening to NPR, LOL).

    Does that mean I’m cooler than I think, or the sign is less cool than it thinks?

    • @xorollo@leminal.space
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      deleted by creator

    • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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      Is…this what Zoomers think millenials are like?

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      It means you’re cooler than me.

    • @alekwithak@lemmy.world
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      That NPR piece was cringe AF with words from when I was teenager, and I’m in my 30’s.

      • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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        You’re gonna have to be more specific, hepcat.

        • @alekwithak@lemmy.world
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          Well it’s been a few months but off the top of my head, on fleek. I haven’t heard that one in years.

          • @wjrii@lemmy.world
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            I just meant about which NPR piece was cringe, LOL. That’s half the brand at this point, at least on weekends.

    • @Nikls94@lemmy.world
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      Same here. 30s around the corner, but to my knowledge of passed youth I might have had considered a sign using my people’s lingo quite… Disdain.

  • Altima NEO
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    When the campground texts you back with a green bubble

    • chingadera
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      When your opinions are based on bullshit brand loyalty free marketing

      Same.gif

    • @Eheran@lemmy.world
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      What is a green bubble?

      • @Ultraviolet@lemmy.world
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        Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing a quality product, displays texts from Android devices in a deliberately unpleasant to look at shade of green, and cripples features of the group chat if even one member of it is using a non-Apple device, incentivizing groups of friends and even families to ostracize people for using a different phone.

        • @mossy_@lemmy.world
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          mossy liked “Apple, in an attempt to leverage social pressure to drive sales instead of actually providing…”

          • @aidan@lemmy.world
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            Wat

            • @mossy_@lemmy.world
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              Apple users get the option to “react” to messages, adding things like 💜 or 👍 to the message. Since it’s not natively supported by other messaging apps, those users get a message that looks like mine instead of an emoji.

              • @aidan@lemmy.world
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                Ohh, but why in this context then still

                • @mossy_@lemmy.world
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                  because… the person I was replying to was talking about it? The intent was to be funny, I suppose.

        • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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          It also fucks with the quality of videos to the point where they are unwatchable if you have an android

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            [deleted]

        • @Gork@lemm.ee
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          Does it work?

  • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    That’s hilarious. I love it

    • @aidan@lemmy.world
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      Only if it’s ironic

  • Toes♀
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    I’d much rather people text than phone me, it’s like a primative ticketing system

    • Naja Kaouthia
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      Exactly. I can triage everything.

  • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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    I assume the language used is already dated. They’ll need to change the sign every year.

    • @horsey@lemm.ee
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      Needs some bussin, no cap and fr fr.

      • @shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works
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        thats crazyyy unc 😭🙏

    • @lennybird@lemmy.world
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      needs more bets and caps, right?

      • @shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works
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        nah need more skibidi edge rizz mog livvy dunne sigma jelq munt baby gronk alpha gyattmaxxing ohio fanum tax caseoh mew goon

  • gimpchrist
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    I… read this in John Oliver’s voice?

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      “cool”

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