Snakes on a -
✕ Plane
✓ Train
✕ Automobile
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Boat
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Rocket
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Submarine
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Space Station
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Planet
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Brain
There are many, many movies still to be made.
Don’t forget:
- McClane
The Die-Hard crossover
Snakes on a McClane?
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I’m tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday Train!!!i!
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I’ve had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking train!
I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday train!
I wonder what that is in Japanese slang
I’ve had it with this motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking shinkansen
If only it was a plane they’d have known what to do…
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I just want Samuel Jackson to full commit and make a Sam-I-am cinematic universe where snakes are on everything from Green Eggs and Ham
Deleted scene from the Brad Pitt movie.
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🚅🐍😱😱😱
That or just stand directly behind him - his luck will protect you.
Be the water bottle.
The snake never got a back story. Why does the water bottle get a back story but not the snake?
The snake kills like fifty people in the movie, it deserves a back story!
Everyone quoting SLJ here, but this train … has melons
Damn it, I was wondering where I’d left Larry. Sorry everyone.
Larry! That scamp!
Right? Always escaping from my briefcase when I’m on the bullet train!
An absolute gift to headline writers.
Everything is a Cinematic Universe nowadays
俺様はヘビも飛行機も大嫌いだ!
Weird. I thought this would be a thread of Throw Mama Off the Train references.
OWWEENN
Too damn sultry on the platform.