the ferocious earth animal known as hipposaurus rex was estimated to kill about 30000 to 100000 humans yearly
Hippos smile like on the right, but will tear you to shreds like in the middle.
Well, no. The one in the middle would do it because he wanted to eat you. The hippo is a vegetarian who would do it for the sheer joy of killing.
Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1747/
Since birds are dinosaurs and have all kinds of specialized behaviors and non-fossilizing traits like specialized feathers, I assume the big dinosaurs had all kinds of wacky shenanigans and non-fossilizing soft tissues too.
dinosaurs may have had big honkers there’s simply no way to know whether or not they had big mommy milkers the soft tissue of the gazongas is not preserved in the fossil record experts are divided on the question of whether dinosaurs had huge jugs each outcome is equally likely there is a fifty percent chance that every dinosaur was blessed with real big hoohas
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Are… uh… furries, but with scales… a thing?
Almost afraid to ask.
If not… I imagine they’re about to be.
Yes. They’re unsurprisingly called scalies
