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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Two guys walk into a bar...

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Two guys walk into a bar...

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    25•1 year ago

    Ok, I liked this more than I should. Pointless in the best way.

  • @emptyother@programming.dev
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    21•1 year ago

    Someone should move that bar before anyone get hurt.

    • optional
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      6•1 year ago

      Stop lowering the bar!

    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      But that wouldn’t be fair to all the people that already walked into the bar!

      • @emptyother@programming.dev
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        3•1 year ago

        Are you really bringing politics into MY bar?

        Good, it could need some. *Hangs up a rainbow flag to make the bar easier to spot AND to piss off anyone who thinks “politics has no place on bars”.*

    • @ows@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Omg. That’s what the bubumche means. I never got that. No one ever explained. Hahaha. Genuinely thought it meant “that’s the punch line”, amazing. I’m halfway through life and still catching up. I am definitely more into the pointless style joke posted by OP.

      • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        I dunno, I still think it’s just a punchline marker.

        • @ows@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Clearly it is, but I’d missed anything about it being the sound of 2 people managing into something and perhaps it landing on the floor.

          • ferret
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            3•1 year ago

            Two drums and a cymbal roll off a cliff

            • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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              2•1 year ago

              Relevant Tom Scott

  • The Assman
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    5•1 year ago

    Is there a rabbi or priest there?

    • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      4•1 year ago

      Yes, but they’re both the same person, and also the bartender.

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      2•1 year ago

      No but there’s a chemist drinking water and his friend spitting out some hydrogen peroxide

      • @emptyother@programming.dev
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        2•1 year ago

        So… Roll for initiative then?

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    3•1 year ago

    The she turned around and said… so I turned around and said…

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