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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Some fashion assistance

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Some fashion assistance

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The Picard Maneuver
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to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @ceenote@lemmy.world
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    124•1 year ago

    He didn’t have to edit in defined abs, but he went above and beyond the call.

    • @Lobreeze@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      New hair too

      • The Assman
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        31•1 year ago

        He specifically asked for that

    • KubeRoot
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      3•1 year ago

      I mean, he literally had to edit in some torso, so I don’t think he went above and beyond when it wasn’t extra work…

  • Pumpkin Escobar
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    115•1 year ago

    I will never get tired of comedy responses to photoshop requests. It’s just a timeless classic.

    • The Picard Maneuver
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      83•1 year ago

      Well that’s good, because I’m probably going to keep posting these to lemmy when I find them.

      • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        I’d happily subscribe

      • Bakkoda
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        8•1 year ago

        This is the way

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          6•1 year ago

          This is the way.

  • The Assman
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    67•1 year ago

    Her jawline is unbelievable. She’s like a more beautiful thwomp from mario

    • @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      4•1 year ago

      thanks I can’t unsee it bow

    • @enbyecho@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Pretty sure that’s a mask. I saw one with just that face at the 99 cent store.

  • Jo Miran
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    That girl is getting that guy a gym membership and a new stylist.

    I have no doubt that if I showed this to.my wife she’d be like…

    • s08nlql9
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      img

  • @djsoren19@yiffit.net
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    43•1 year ago

    I mean, this looks like a slam dunk win to me. Guy looks way hotter in a crop top.

  • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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    22•1 year ago

    whats wrong with a tucked in shirt ?

    • @figjam@midwest.social
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      10•1 year ago

      Thats what old people do!

      • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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        8•1 year ago

        it looks smart tho :-(

        • @figjam@midwest.social
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          6•1 year ago

          Perhaps the young bro wants to play the fool

          • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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            4•1 year ago

            cant fault a man for that

  • Liz
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    13•1 year ago

    I mean, yeah, he needs to get that new hairstyle ASAP.

  • @CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
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    11•1 year ago

    Giggity

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    What happened to her face, omg…

    • @notanaltaccount@lemmy.world
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      removed by mod

      • @Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        13•1 year ago

        Imagine downvoting you for being against of body shaming. Lemmy isn’t as wholesome as it likes to pretend to be.

      • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        Meh.

    • @Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee
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      7•1 year ago

      Lol, lookin’ like a Minecraft character.

  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    i shouldn’t be surprised that so many people on lemmy haven’t seen women IRL but Jesus Christ… touch grass, people.

  • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    9•1 year ago

    I don’t want to be too mean to the chick or come off as racist(she is white right?) but I think she has literal slant eyes like maybe at a ten degree angle

    • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      60•1 year ago

      If you have to start a sentence with “I don’t want to be racist but…” That’s probably a thought you should keep to yourself if you don’t want people to think you’re racist

      • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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        I can’t say I care that much I just was hoping to point to it as a something wrong with her face, so abliest over racist I guess but that doesn’t sound good iether

        • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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          What about that picture indicates she’s disabled? Why say something that is solely to point out some random persons perceived flaws? How did you think anything you’ve written in these comments was pertinent/contributed to anything? The fact that you thought you were being either racist or ableist with your comments and decided to post them anyway is mind boggling

          • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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            Look I don’t think a was being racist I was just trying to cover my bases because I’ve been told I’m terrible at not just thinking everyone I see is white, you know unless it’s super obvious

            I only really felt comfortable saying what I said because I was like 99 percent sure she wasn’t from some group where that would be a slur against her, the ableist thing was me assuming that look based stuff would be covered under that

            • @brandocorp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              21•1 year ago

              Maybe the better thing to concentrate on is why you felt like that comment was necessary. You didn’t seem to have a goal behind it, other than drawing more attention. It’s really not relevant to the discussion or the post. So why post it? It felt like your intention was just to talk shit about a random person, and maybe you should think about that.

              • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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                uh sure I just have never seen something like that before like I had to check both sides of the image to make sure her face wasn’t edited too

                • @notanaltaccount@lemmy.world
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                  removed by mod

    • @RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world
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      37•1 year ago

      If you don’t want to be mean or racist, then shut up maybe? Why do you people always have to type out your mean shit and click send?

      • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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        4•1 year ago

        Because I thought coming across as racist or mean would be unlikely, maybe it would have looked better to not try and use that defence

        • burgersc12
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          9•1 year ago

          Not to be an asshole, but you sir are an idiot

          • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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            3•1 year ago

            You don’t have to sound like my teachers

    • @EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      It’s her makeup and artifact correction making it look that way. It even gave her a bit of a squared jaw.

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        14•1 year ago

        “a bit”!? I’m pretty sure she starred in The Tick…

        • @Donjuanme@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Underrated show of the millennium

        • @VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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          2•1 year ago

          If Emily Deschanel and The Tick had a baby…

        • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 year ago

          I snorted when I read this and my coffee got blown out my nose all over everything but also inhaled back via my nose and I was having a rough time. In short this nearly killed me

          • I Cast Fist
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            2•1 year ago

            How would you rate your near death experience?

            • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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              3•1 year ago

              8/10, would doublesnort coffee again

    • @Steve@startrek.website
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      4•1 year ago

      Looks like a Real Doll

      • @petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1•1 year ago

        Wow. That sure is a comment.

  • @TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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    7•1 year ago

    I like the camera man cameo in the reflection

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