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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Sitting and shitting on my high horse

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Sitting and shitting on my high horse

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@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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    50•1 year ago

    The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me

  • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    47•1 year ago

    Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror

    • @MHanak@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      Why is there a mirror on the floor???

    • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it?

      huh.

  • Xerenogan
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    33•1 year ago

    The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.

    • @Dg2445@lemm.ee
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      Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.

        • @BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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          6•1 year ago

          Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!

    • @eezeebee@lemmy.ca
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      16•1 year ago

      I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.

    • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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      13•1 year ago

      Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club

      • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        Nah just get the horse to hand it to you

        • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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          18•1 year ago

          I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me

    • @bmsok@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

    • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      that’s what squires are for.

    • @nieceandtows@programming.dev
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      That’s why you bring your sword with you.

  • @goosehorse@lemmy.world
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    Sure, but why’s the coke mirror on the floor??

    • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse’s head.

  • @thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    https://media1.tenor.com/m/lEmtCcdZpV8AAAAC/ride-horse.gif

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    Not suitable for when you’ve got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line while everything else says “push”.

    You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you’ve got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.

    • Altima NEO
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      6•1 year ago

      That’s when you gotta sidesaddle

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    7•1 year ago

    10/10 would poop there

    • @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      5•1 year ago

      Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫

      • Thales
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        5•1 year ago

        Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.

      • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        take me home shadowfax

  • @The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    Feeling fancy?

  • Stern
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    only way I’ll sit to pee.

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it

      • no banana
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        I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.

      • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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        Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.

        • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          I’d be afraid I’d pee up the horse’s nostril

  • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.

    • @hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world
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      Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.

  • @jenny_ball@lemmy.world
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    this one was literal

  • @Zozano@lemy.lol
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    Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty.

    But seriously, get yourself a toilet stool, it’s a life changing purchase.

    • @snake@lemmy.world
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      Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!

    • @boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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      I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be with it

      • @Zozano@lemy.lol
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        How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?

        I’ve been using mine for about four years now, and I think it’s insane that most people don’t even know about the benefits of squatting posture.

        • @Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world
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          Can confirm. I didn’t notice how much it helped until pooping while traveling without it. Now I take my folding stool with me.

          • @qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world
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            folding stool

            I thought that only happened to cats

        • ✺roguetrick✺
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          If you’ve got lots of fiber in your diet, it won’t really matter to ya. Kapow! Out it comes.

          • Altima NEO
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            One large lump sum

  • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    I bet this is what the royal family use

  • Ragdoll X
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    This just screams “Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow” even though apparently it doesn’t actually have anything to do with him lol

    And I was really suspicious that this was AI-generated but apparently it’s real? /shrug

    Edit: no it ain’t lol

    • @balsoft@lemmy.ml
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      Upon further inspection, it’s almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: https://in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/

      In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.

      And if you check out that Pinterest account, it’s full of AI-generated crap too.

      Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.

      • Ragdoll X
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        lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision makes it even clearer that it’s AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.

        Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn’t.

        I can only speculate that all of these detectors are outdated and were trained with older AI-generated images that were easier to detect.

      • @Fandangalo@lemmy.world
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        Which came first? The AI image could be a bad render of the original picture with low quality.

        There’s issues with models pushing back source material with minor modifications, which suggest they were trained on some copyrighted material. It seems like it could be the case here. Or, as you suggest, it’s a lowering of the AI quality to add a more realistic appearance.

        12ft.io/https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/01/25/business/ai-image-generators-openai-microsoft-midjourney-copyright.html

    • @Killer57@lemmy.ca
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      I’m honestly not surprised it’s real, I’ve seen weirder in real life. This just in, Rich people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.

  • @cheddar@programming.dev
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    Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.

    • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      Imagine

      it’s imaginary mate.

      AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn’t put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN’T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3’ AWAY.

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