Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.

If they’re using pineapple signals they don’t want a fight

The ones that try the “it was a declaration of war!!” angle crack me tf up. What do they think buttfucking a treaty is?

Who would play Zorg? I want to go with something seriously autre like Scooter

Janice as the Diva supported by Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem would be a fucking amazing acid trip

Blackest joke of the year right here folks

Willard, crispin glover. Replace all the rats with rizzo

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

Bloated white slapfight

You’re watching it.

Motorcycle centipede

Danny mcbride’s gonna slot right in there

Smokers are addicts that it’s “morally acceptable” to shit on. The self righteous love it.

Nope

Scavenge then burn.

I just empty them, put them in a crate, then every monday empty the kitchen crate into my garage sack. When they’re full i take 'em up to CDS

It’s not even that

tech is under the helm of dipshit MBAs who have no idea of the technologies of the companies they control. They’re all about the generative AI because it looks like a massive shortcut to compensate for their complete and utter lack of technical ability and talent.

Pick the one that’s been working there longest and ask them these questions. Check in they feel ok with how the workplace is trucking

nah, I’d say 7. Solid OS, the Ps2 of windows releases

How about we gaol the company and dismantle the execs

I love how they’ve gone from scapegoating an “assassin” to scapegoating the company in an attempt to placate the masses